Occupied for the Afternoon

Give them free access to paper, felts, masking tape and pizza boxes...

And you get a pirate ship complete with flag, cannons and miscellaneous artillery.

Their intentions and activities can't be too wretched as Cody informed me "it's name is Jolly Roger".  I'm thinking he finds that to mean friendly pirates as I'm pretty sure he's not aware it's actually the official moniker for his flag!